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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road near Kabal when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than 10 Taliban soldiers!"

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out again, "One Texas soldier is better than 100 Taliban soldiers!"

Now furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the sand-dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Texan voice calls out again, "One Texan is better than 1,000 Taliban!"

The enraged commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends then over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban soldier crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tell the commander, "Don't send anymore troops, it's a trap. There's actually 2 of them."